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Smooth Escape [Jun. 11th, 2012|04:10 pm]
Random Stranger at Picnic: "I have so many plates. I need to learn to juggle."

L: "I know someone who could teach you."

RS: "Who?"

L: "Robert Carlyle"

RS: "Where is he?"

L: "Glasgow, Scotland"

RS: "......"

L: "I'll go get him." (leaves)

K: "Hey, where is Elle going?"

RS: "uh, Scotland?"

(And so she did - because deep down, she was just a crazy fuck.)