|Conversations that almost happened but didn't
||[Jun. 2nd, 2011|11:44 pm]
Customer: It's really slow in here. That must be incredibly boring.
L: No, I love it. I wish you weren't here right now.
L: Hey, T, would you mind switching shifts with me next Tuesday?
T: I'm sorry, I have orchestra practice at my church that night.
L: Oh really? What instrument do you play?
T: The clarinet.
L: That's really lame. You should quit.
D: There is a new virus out that is attacking Mac computers now. It keeps redirecting you to porn sites when you're web browsing.
L: Sounds like a time saver, to me.