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Some of my favorite (book) things... [Mar. 1st, 2011|12:46 am]

I've just happened across a few things regarding books lately I enjoyed...

Favorite description regarding a vampire:

"A handsome prince who lived in the shadows between sunset and moonrise."

Favorite passage regarding an erection:

"He offered a hand.  It wasn't the only part of him extended in my direction."

Favorite review regarding the first in a book series:

"Do not buy this book unless you want to have to buy another book later!"

(1&3 re: A Discovery of Witches by Deborah Harkness, 2 re: Shadowfever by Karen Marie Moning)

So, also I'm starting to play a little D&D with a group of friends on Tuesday nights.  I told the DM that I would make him a divider, since last week he resorted to crawling under the table and rolling his die on the ground so we couldn't see what he did.  I wasn't sure what I was going to start with but now I got a pretty neat looking 3-sided castle going on.  It's going to have a drawbridge too.  I wasn't sure about the drawbridge part.  I thought maybe they would see that and just think I had too much time on my hands.  I do, but that is beside the point.

And A Joke:

Two muffins get put into an oven.  One muffin turns to the other and says "Boy it sure is hot in here".  The other muffin screams "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!!"

And an Anti-Joke:

Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

A: We are both lawyers.