|Some of my favorite (book) things...
||[Mar. 1st, 2011|12:46 am]
I've just happened across a few things regarding books lately I enjoyed...
Favorite description regarding a vampire:
"A handsome prince who lived in the shadows between sunset and moonrise."
Favorite passage regarding an erection:
"He offered a hand. It wasn't the only part of him extended in my direction."
Favorite review regarding the first in a book series:
"Do not buy this book unless you want to have to buy another book later!"
(1&3 re: A Discovery of Witches by Deborah Harkness, 2 re: Shadowfever by Karen Marie Moning)
So, also I'm starting to play a little D&D with a group of friends on Tuesday nights. I told the DM that I would make him a divider, since last week he resorted to crawling under the table and rolling his die on the ground so we couldn't see what he did. I wasn't sure what I was going to start with but now I got a pretty neat looking 3-sided castle going on. It's going to have a drawbridge too. I wasn't sure about the drawbridge part. I thought maybe they would see that and just think I had too much time on my hands. I do, but that is beside the point.
And A Joke:
Two muffins get put into an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Boy it sure is hot in here". The other muffin screams "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!!"
And an Anti-Joke:
Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
A: We are both lawyers.